Respond To Online Dating Messages While We're On The Toilet Hell, I even downloaded and then almost immediately deleted the Tinder app while I was in the bathroom once.
If you've ever taken a bathroom break at work just so you could have five minutes to sit alone somewhere quiet, or you make a habit of checking out your own ass every time you find yourself alone in front of a bathroom mirror, or you've been known to give yourself the occasional pre-sex, bathroom mirror pep-talk, then you already know about the.
Basically exactly what you thought it'd look like every time you farted in the bathtub, except with color correction and music.
I peek my eyeballs open just a bit.
Here are 15 when no one's watching.
Or maybe you just picture that fart making a break for it because of the use of this music in The Shawshank Redemption.
Especially when no one's watching.
I was squeezed into a tight red dress, dripping in sweat, and knew something was not right.